Understanding Your Body

Emma and I were having a look at an old book that I have in my collection. It is filled with lots of information and nice colour pictures.

Emma, about to learn to finally understand her body

Hopefully we can be this confident after reading this book.

I don't understand what any of these images have in common, but then I can't really read so...

Step 5 in understanding your body: smoke a huge blunt everyday

"...and that's why Mommy has to leave you here on the beach for the rest of the winter."

The porniest breast exam I have ever seen

How 'planking' can help shed those unwanted pounds

'HI!'

The inscription on the inside (translated from French) reads: 'Thinner, thinner, thinner, there will always be something left. Good luck. Happy Workers Day.' Wise words from a caring friend.